Thursday, February 4, 2010

Lesson of the Day

Lily: Someday I am going to have a boyfriend.
Jake: No you are not Lily.
Lily: Yes I am Jake. That is the way life works.
Mary: Lily, do you know what a boyfriend is?
Lily: Yes, but I'm not going to tell you.
Mary: Why not?
Lily: Fine...A boyfriend is a boy that loves you.
Mary: What are you going to do when you have a boyfriend?
Lily: I am going to marry him.
Jake: I am going to keep him away.
Mary: Where are you going to put him?
Jake: Under my bed.
Lily: That's not nice Jake.

Where does all this come from???


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